[sunils]

Some Important Laws
LAW OF QUEUE : If you change queues, the one you have left will start to move faster than the one you are in now.

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LAW OF TELEPHONE : When you dial a wrong number, you never get an engaged one.

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LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR : After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch.

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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

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LAW OF THE ALIBI: If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the next morning you will have a flat tire.

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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

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LAW OF ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you know increases when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

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LAW OF BIOMECHANICS: The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

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THEATRE RULE: People with the seats at the furthest from the aisle arrive last.

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LAW OF COFFEE: As soon as you sit down for a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold .

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[Smith6612]

Honestly it's quite interesting how many of these things seem to happen on a daily basis. Where'd you find this?

[tittat]

its interesting to read.
I strongly agree with the "LAW OF MECHANICAL REPAIR"

[sunils]

Originally Posted by Smith6612

Honestly it's quite interesting how many of these things seem to happen on a daily basis. Where'd you find this?

I received this in my mail long time back and kept it as a collection. Today when i just went through it, i thought of posting it here and hence i posted it here.

[Sharky]

They're all so true. There's also the other one about telephone queueing, which is that as soon as you put the phone down, an operator will become available.

[Spartan Erik]

LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

Actually, hammers don't roll in my experience. Nor wrenches. But definitely screwdrivers, so this is only partially right.

BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.

Take a shower instead!

LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!

I'm usually the one that proves to someone that the machine WILL work

The rest are pretty good, minor exceptions exist I'm sure

[Domenico]

All of this stuff is just coincidences that you would only notice if it's happed to you. For example how many time have you not gotten a phone call when taking a shower?

[warlordste]

this is sooo ture lol