I will write a complete review about your website or software product for credits. The in-depth amount depends on the amount of credits you want to spend. This can be useful if you wish to improve a website, you want a real persons opinion on it, or you simply want to boost your confidence if you know you have a great website. =D
Website
One paragraph: 15 Credits (at least four lines a paragraph)
Two Paragraphs: 25 Credits
Three Paragraphs: 35 Credits
Etc. until:
Five Paragraphs: 50 Credits
BEST VALUE
Ten Paragraphs: 100 Credits
BEST VALUE
Then:
Eleven Paragraphs: 120 Credits
Rates after that will go up 15 credits/paragraph.
All reviews after Three paragraphs will include Positives, Negatives, and an overview.
At at least 5 paragraphs will include an Intro, Positives, Negatives, an improvement recommendations section, an overview, and a */7 rating.
Please note that all reviews will be unbiased, and if your website is truly horrible, I will say so no matter how many credits you give me. (Unless it's at least 1700 credits. Then I'll praise your website like it meant the end of the universe depended on it.

)
All reviews will have no prejudice in them regardless of whether or not I agree with the site.
Software reviews will be the same rates as websites+20 credits. Please note that if your product is shareware, I will need to be provided with a free version, a code for a free version, or a fully working trial. If I am provided with a trial that has some features roped off, I will refund credits and politely refuse to review, in the event that the roped off features are either terrible or terrific, and can therefore effect the outcome of the rating/review. In the event that you don't want to give me free shareware (cheapskates.

) then any free versions/free codes must have at least a seven-day activation.
All reviews will take up to seven days but no later. At least 60% of the credits must be given up-front as a security. All actions will be logged, as in the event that you attempt to scam me, all full and proper information will be provided to staff. All reviews have a 100% satisfaction guarantee. If you do not like a review for any reason, excluding the reason that I reviewed your website lowly, then a full review will be given.
After the review is given, the other credits (if you chose to give me security instead of immediately paying me in full) must be given within three days (exactly 72 hours from the time user is notified). If not, information will be gathered up and prepared and a 10% late fee will be imposed. If full remainder and 10% late fee is not paid within another 72 hours from date of second notification, information will be provided to staff.
If any dispute arises, and it cannot be solved within three round messages, full refund will be given to prevent any problems arising.
If, in my review, I break any of my quality rules listed above, double the amount of credits payed will be given back as apology.
If you would like the review to be posted on my own website, documented as
http://nopi.exofire.net/, 40% of the final total will be taken as advertising expenses. Website has, at date of this original writing, excluding all future edits, 6 average unique visitors a day according to StatCounter records. If advertising is requested, website/software's logo may be used on reviewer's website as a graphical reference.
If review is wanted, then at least 60% of the credits must be payed as security (any amount above that will be accepted. Paying in immediate full is allowed as well.) and user must
POST IN THIS TOPIC USING THE FOLLOWING FORM to be reviewed, if credits from that user show up in Credit Donation History:
Your Name:
Website Name:
Website Link:
Website/Software:
Amount Of Paragraphs Requested:
I acknowledge by typing my name a second time after the following colon binds me to all terms listed above by US Federal Law, and typing your name a second time will have the same legal effect as hand-writing your signature: