[dawmail333]

Here's how it works:

I say I insert something in to the vending machine (could be $1, could be something else). Then the poster below me tells me what comes out, and puts something in themselves, e.g:

I insert $1

You get a packet of bubblegum
I insert a credit card

You get a huge bill with 15.4%pa interest
I insert my right nostril

etc. etc. (I'd hate to be the next person...)

So I'll start:

I insert a half eaten stick of chalk.

[Socius]

You get advise on what to and what not to eat.
I insert a smurf.

[dawmail333]

You get a very annoying theme song stuck in your head (and you can't remember what it's from)

I insert a hand grenade.

[Smith6612]

You blew up your snack that you were trying to get out.

I insert a piece of chewed gum.

[dawmail333]

You get the teeth that were left on it.

I insert Windows Vista

[Starshine]

Originally Posted by dawmail333

You get the teeth that were left on it.

I insert Windows Vista

You get Bill Gates offering to buy you for less than you are worth.

I insert x10hosting

[dawmail333]

You get an angry Corey (for destroying the work he made) and an angry populace (for destroying something so awesome).

I insert a microwave.

[Smith6612]

You get radioactive chips.

I insert a server.

[dawmail333]

You get a variety of websites and one hell of a hard job. (Thanks Corey for your hard work!)

[Smith6612]

YAY I love computer work!

I insert a 343 Guilty Spark.