[alexandgruntz]

I push Smith6612 off the hill with LOL, and claim the lolhill.

[Smith6612]

I fly in with the ROFLCOPTER and make the hill a ROFLHill. alexandgruntz is ejected by the word lol as it shoots out of the hill. I claim it now.

[alexandgruntz]

I push Smith6612 off the hill with the soccer punch wall from Wipeout. I build a 100 metre deep moat around the hill where the only way across is the big balls. I claim the hill.

[Smith6612]

I hit alexandgruntz with a punching bag. He falls off of a 1 mile deep cliff and I claim the hill.

[alexandgruntz]

I land in water, and activate my waterproof jet pack. I push Smith6612 off the cliff and claim the hill.

[Smith6612]

alexandgruntz's vest dies and I push him off again. This time there is no water down there and lots of thorney bushes and cactuses. I claim the hill.

[cased]

I stop showering and begin an intensive workout routine. A month later I walk up the hill driving Smith away with my BO. I claim the hill.

[AJradio]

I run over cased in a bull dozer, killing him, I TAKE THE HILL!

and build a mansion

[zapperpost]

Hey! How convenient! A wrecking ball already attached to a crane! Bye mansion and whatever is inside (you).

I claim the hill!

[AJradio]

*Takes a Steam roller and runs over zapperpost*

Hey.... Is this his wallett?