[zapperpost]

I push you off and claim the hill!

[alexandgruntz]

I tie you up with a piece of Number 8 fencing wire. I claim the hill and build a fence around it.

[MadameSkylark]

I toss the Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch at you, blowing you to tiny bits. I set the rest of the Monty Python references to stand guard over my hill whilst I sit on top of it and enjoy a nice cup of tea.

[zapperpost]

NUKED! I claim the hill after the radiation vanishes.

[Smith6612]

I divide the hill by zero. Since that imploded the planet, I claim a new planet and a new hill.

[zapperpost]

I use the Quick Reply feature to quickly type this up and claim the hill.

[Smith6612]

Since zapperpost is offline, I use the quick reply to type this as well, wait for the flood control which I hate, and claim the hill.

[zapperpost]

I ban Smith6612 as mentioned in that banning game and claim the hill!

[alexandgruntz]

I use the dome featured in The Simpsons Movie to seal zapperpost on his hill. I claim a new hill.

[Smith6612]

I crack the dome to break zapperpost free, and I claim zapperpost's hill as he runs for oxygen.