[Blazer9131]

I use Portal's Grav Gun and push Smith into a nearby wall.

*takes grav gun and makes the ground rise into a 40,000 foot tall mountain and climbs on top.*

I'm king of teh "hill"

~Blaze

[alexandgruntz]

I parachute from a plane onto Blazer9131 which knocks him out.

HillOwner=alexandgruntz
Claim=alexandgruntz
AllowClaimNotOnClaimList=0

[Pi606]

I delete alexandgruntz's hill.ini file.
I then create a new hill.ini file with me as the owner. And set permanent read-only to the file.

[Smith6612]

I delete Pi606's hill while ignoring the read only request with anti-virus software. Now, I create a regenerating .bat file and take the hill :D

[ASPX.King]

aspx uses the tools on the real version of http://www.slavehack.com/ to hack that .bat file, making aspx the owner

[Smith6612]

I find a high powered magnet and fire it up, corrupting the data pernamently. I then take my magnet and make it a hill.

[alexandgruntz]

I hit the magnet with a hammer repeately until it dies.

I then claim a nearby compost pile.

[ASPX.King]

aspx screws the hammer to alex's head, making it worthless

aspx blows the compost away

aspx can now have the hill

[alexandgruntz]

I headbutt ASPX.King, the hammer makes it all the more powerful.

My hill.

[Smith6612]

I hit alexandgruntz with the hammer. It created a shockwave that also destroys the hill. I claim the next tallest pile of dirt.