[swirly]

granted but it was a a hungry megalodon.
i wish i didnt have to go to school

[oiwio]

granted, but thirty years later when your a homeless bum living on the street, you relize you shouldve gone to school

I wish I had 100,000,000 credits for these forums

[Zdroyd]

You get 100,000,000 Credits and then you get jumped by a gangmember...

I wish President Bush would die so Dick would be President. (Then we could say: "Our president is a dick!") Wait we can already say that!

[oiwio]

granted, but you are the one that killed him so you go to jail for life

I wish I had another wish

[Zdroyd]

You can only have 3 wishes... LOL

I wish I had more time to work on my Projects (including my site)

[Christopher]

You get the time but then your hard drive melts.
I wish I was a expert in PHP

[oiwio]

Granted, but then the next version of php comes out and all you know is useless

I wish I owned the internet

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but due to financial reasons you had to sell it - to George Bush.
I wish I had the perfect wish, when awake.

[Zdroyd]

You almost get that wish but because noone can understand your wish you lose it. ("I wish I had the perfect wish, when awake." ???)

I wish I could find a beter GDK. (Game Development Kit)

[alexandgruntz]

Granted, but someone else finds a better one.

(BTW I meant that I had my wish when I was awake, as opposed to when I was asleep. )

I wish my English was better.