Hmm lets see if anyones can get any cheesier than this..
nVidia GeForce 5700 LE
2x 64MB GPU
768Mb Ram
6x 80GB, 2x 200Gb, 30GB (yes i get them cheap

)(mainly maxtors)
18" Sony CRT thing from 1995 (and works 100%)
1.75GHz Single Processor
Dual Floppy disk (i inserted another one)
1.1 USB
Dell Dimension 5500 (unfortunately they stopped production 5 years ago)
My laptop im getting has
2.5GHz Processor *Dual*
200GB Harddrive (samsung)
512Mb GPU
Unknown graphics card
18" TrueLife Display (HD)
Firewire, 3x 2.0 USB