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LAW OF THE WORKSHOP: Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
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Actually, hammers don't roll in my experience. Nor wrenches. But definitely screwdrivers, so this is only partially right.
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BATH THEOREM: When the body is immersed in water, the telephone rings.
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Take a shower instead!
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LAW OF THE RESULT: When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will!
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I'm usually the one that proves to someone that the machine WILL work
The rest are pretty good, minor exceptions exist I'm sure