[dawmail333]

Here's how it works:

I say I insert something in to the vending machine (could be $1, could be something else). Then the poster below me tells me what comes out, and puts something in themselves, e.g:

I insert $1

You get a packet of bubblegum
I insert a credit card

You get a huge bill with 15.4%pa interest
I insert my right nostril

etc. etc. (I'd hate to be the next person...)

So I'll start:

I insert a half eaten stick of chalk.